Tuesday, 11 November 2008

The average woman would rather have beauty than brains because the average male can see better than he can think.

As I cannot be back home listing all my reasons why girls are waaaayyy better than guys here are some that I can think of. (due to yesterdays comments)

If women are short they are petite, if men are short they are just short
You can cry without pretending you have something in your eye
If you are a lousy athlete you don’t have to question your worth as a human being
If the person you are dating is much better at something than you are you don’t have to break up with him, its ok to not be good at everything, its seen as cute when we can't do something.
Girls never have to worry about a receding hairline
We don’t feel we have to get drunk to be able to share your feelings
We can do better stuff with our hair
We can wear open toed sandals in the summer and not look like an idiot
We can borrow guys clothing and look cute, it doesn't work the other way
Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on life insurance
We can wear pink without compromising our sexuality
We can sit cross legged
We never have to pay for a drink
Doors just get opened for us everywhere we go
Heavy things are for boys to take care of, so are spiders
We can multitask
Books or movies, happy endings actually make us happy
We feel totally comfortable asking for help or advice when lost or stuck
When we're mad, a guy might not find out until later when it’s convenient for us to let him know. Girls’ nights are way better than boys’ nights.
We can give "the look" that will make any man want to cower in the corner
We don't need to have scored a goal in football to be allowed to have a group hug
:)

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Ha! Ha! liked this one Chlo, - unfortunately it was so distracting that i burnt tonight's tea! (What's new? - Bet you don't miss homecooking!!)

Will Matthews said...

I totally agree - but you did miss a few things off your list chloe:

I love how girls can switch moods in a blink and once a month they become the most temperamental people on earth whereas guys are just there sme normal happy self.

I love how girls can fall out over the smallest of things and hate another girl forever whereas guys have to put up with the same friends as they don't have the courage to express there inner feeling for their hate of someone.

I love how girls spend half there life about what others think about them whereas guys have to not think about others and just get on with life - how unfair is that...

I love how girls find knitting 'fun' where guys would be classed as a 'homosexual' if we did knitting so we have to put up with rubbish hobbies such as fast cars and........ mud wrestling.....??

I think im getting the hang of this game chloe! GO GIRLS!

Much love,

Will xxx

Zoe said...

I'm guessing you do remember that conversation then :D
Hehe, I love it.

And William, when have you ever seen one of us (excepting Kitty and her hatred of Chloe's height) do this: "I love how girls can fall out over the smallest of things".

Zoe said...

ps. love the photo too :)

dave said...

haha! i love how you know what a boy's sleep over is like :P