If you can't fix it with duck tape you obviously haven’t used enough

So I shall paint the picture for you... a birthday party in a kitchen, cake and jelly, music, a lot of people and about 500 asda smartprice paper napkins. Now what can I do with these? I ask myself and begin to fold one into a hat shape. Then all the guys want one... not just normal hats but customised and decorated ones. Anyway one thing led to another and before I knew it we were making capes and masks and skirts with the help from a bit of duck tape.

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